lolsofunny: i have a pair of glasses that can make me turn from ghetto black to caring father. from give me ya money lil kid to son just talk to me, i’m here to listen Almost 49k and my roommate and I are basking in my tumblr fame
Anonymous asked: if u had to choose between icecoffee and bracelets.. wwyd
whiteflagwandering: staff: pehtrova: wait until december 21st i bet the tumblr staff has something planned we do
merrybrooks: omg this girl in my year is so rudE to everyone get over yourself please
Just realized what Niall meant when he said, he...
anniealane: If you do too.follow me and I follow back.xx
richwhitelesbian: a typo and suddenly you wish you were dad
normal guys vs. ed sheeran
normal guy: i really want to kiss you.
ed sheeran: all i want is the taste that your lips allow.
normal guy: let's cuddle.
ed sheeran: cover me up, cuddle me in, lie down with me and hold me in your arms.
normal guy: i want to hug you.
ed sheeran: i was made to keep your body warm but i'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms.
normal guy: she's a crack whore prostitute.
ed sheeran: and in a pipe she flies to the motherland or sells love to another man.
normal guy: marry me?
ed sheeran: settle down with me and i'll be your safety you'll be my lady.
normal guy: i'm sad and lonely.
ed sheeran: cause lately i've been waking up alone, paint splattered teardrops on my shirt.
normal guy: i'm going to get wasted and sleep with someone else to forget about you.
ed sheeran: i wanna be drunk when i wake up, on the right side of the wrong bed.
normal guy: expect me to drunk diall you later.
ed sheeran: and that tonight i'll call ya, after my blood is drowning in alcohol.
let-me-be-skinny-to-death: briegaskarth: wouldyouliketoseemymistletoe: talentedmrsean: aw3struck: Every person who reblogs this will get a song title and a reason to listen to it put in their ask box every person i promise Oh man this person is in over their head. 6,750 notes, and I STILL GOT ONE Bet you’re lying 47,255 and I got one! wow I wasn’t expecting that.
My favourite 1D tweets of all time.
puppetmo: heresmoreonedirection: in-my-directioner-head: igokryptoniall: cute-niall: standup4-1d: cute-niall: Thats right, THESE ALL HAPPENED Ignore the fact they are funny because most of them are dirty Every Directioner would reblog this!!! crying because notes, I didnt mean for it to get so much omg bringing this back on my dash! ...
fuckingniall: because who doesn’t want to have an imprint of the one direction logo in their hair every day
My 10 year old brother asked, if I ever went to a...
Me: why do you want to go? You hate when I talk about one direction or hear their music.
Brother: I wanted to thank them for something.
Me: What's that?
Brother: Making the scars on your wrist disappear.
this nerdy guy's phone went off
cooler kid: who was that, your girlfriend?
nerd: nope it was yours.
penola: omigod cant wait to get on the bus home and listen to my fabulous music